Total Medals Earned: 81 (From 22 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,250 Points
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 1/52 (5/330 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
Win a game
No...
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/40 points)
Ahhh, that's better
You looked at the credits, yay!
You flushed the kings pee
Medals Earned: 3/7 (150/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 7/12 (50/280 points)
Visit the creators' website
Upgrade all 3 tower types to maximum in the same level
Earn a heart from eating 4 enemy organs
Sell a tower
Beat Hanzou
Beat Jebus
Purchase all permanent upgrades
5-star every level
Beat Bizarro Tom
Beat the game without getting any permanent upgrades
Medals Earned: 12/12 (440/440 points)
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Medals Earned: 9/12 (105/330 points)
Press the scam button
Take candy from a baby
Win a cockfight
Listen to a voicemail
Buy a dancing frog
Change your desktop background
Upgrade the cosmetics tab
Pay 5 weeks worth of rent
Get 30 points in Flappy Butterfly
Pay 8 weeks worth of rent
Unlock hidden files
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/500 points)
Slay your first monster
Defeat the Beholder
Explore every area
Slay the Dragon
Slay the Griffon
Slay the Kraken
Slay the Minotaur
Learn every skill
Complete the bestiary
Reconcile with Magawa's mother
Reconcile with Wanda
Buy all equipment
Slay the Ghost
Slay the Yeti
Slay the Death Worm
Slay the Megalodon
Slay the Ophanim
Slay the Old One
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/365 points)
Complete round 1
Complete round 10
Complete round 25
Complete round 50
Complete round 100
Catch a head moving at a fairly high speed