Total Medals Earned: 72 (From 19 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,185 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/160 points)
kill the first boss
buy somethign in the shop
find and kill a miniboss
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 4/8 (65/175 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/195 points)
Survive for 10 seconds
Survive for 30 seconds in the snow
Survive for 1 minute
Survive for 5 minutes
Survive for 7 minutes
Survive to the snow storm
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/300 points)
Pick up every item.
Find every secret area.
Exit the gallery in record time.
Observe every piece of artwork.
Blow all possible money at the gift shop.
Have a bit too much.
Spend an active 15 minutes in the gallery.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (45/145 points)
Make and Eat a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
Make and Eat a Sandwich in Under 10 Seconds
Make 5 Sandwiches in Score Mode
Make 7 Sandwiches in Score Mode
Make and Eat a Sandwich in Under 5 Seconds
Wait 30 Seconds Before Finishing the Sandwich
Make 10 Sandwiches in Score Mode
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/240 points)
Clear round 1.
Clear round 10.
Clear round 25.
Earn 50,000 points.
Collect a balloon and a gift with a single triangle.
Buy your first costume.
Clear round 50.
Earn 100,000 points.
Earn 200,000 points.
Collect a balloon as it's being stolen by a fly.
Get every costume.
Open fire!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/65 points)
Died!
beat the game
Kill your first victim.
Kill 25 or more peeps in one session.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (50/135 points)
Beat the game.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Let out all your aggression.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.